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Checkmate

thank you bmw, thank you.

Happiness Factory

i am proud to release another beautiful example of the amazing people i get to work with everyday. http://www.hf3.coca-cola.com/

The Story of OUR LIVES!!

its great! BUT to original!! make it more mundane to appeal to the masses! oh joy, what i always wanted to do!!! i've not ever seen this entire film, but i have read the book. if you haven't you must. The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand also Atlas Shrugged is great as well. if you dont beleive in reading due to its archaic nature i feel for you, yet these books are both available as books on tape and major motion pictures [atlas shrugged is not out yet but there is buzz around its release in 2011]

Ivonne as a golfer

Terminal

well we found a space and wer gonna hang up some shit. March 14th 7p

Hitler was modeled after Mr. Burns

ok, so i made the mistake of watching Valkyrie. first of all tom cruise may not act anymore, he ruins everything with the mere fact of just knowing what a freak moron he is. also the depiction of Hitler's lair in this film is very reminiscent of Mr. Burns office. you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a good wide angle of his office, but this overview shot will suffice. OH THE IRONY.

Pastel is amazing

this piece was done by one of my professors, Judy King. "Fauna Incognita” placed in the abstract and non objective category of the anniversary issue of the Pastel Journal! Great work Judy!

Terminal Space

Well, here is the new space Roachy found. Its an old bus terminal on 51st street, I've been trying to dig up old bus routes but i think i have to microfiche them out. More to come!

Aarvark and Culottes.

OH MAN i don't know what the hell this is, but i like it. I google imaged culottes and got this? That brings me to the point at hand here. culottes. i love them, i wear them, but should men? I know its hot in Maimi and all, but will 5 inches more on your pant be the death of you? Why is it ok [I italicize this because i use it LOOSELY] with giant combat boots but not mandals? maybe cuz they look like cool shorts?i asked a woman of the world, wordwaster and she comments:
"mandals? check. CULOTTES? check. horrible taste in music? check. the makings of a completely unfuckable man? CHECK" -wordwaster 09

but this guy is so cool ... ;) oh south florida with your excessive heat and overly metro men, what will we do.

* this is simply a point of view from me and other local women, if you wear these 3/4 length pants as they are called in men's fashion, so be it. There is always an exception, such as, if you are over 65, under 13, have excessive ankle sweating or rashes, wear madals already [its too late for you] or just need the warm breeze of the equator on your freshly shaved legs.

NUN

This is why you shouldn't send your kids to catholic school. See what happens.
I mean, I have gotten in a lot of lofty arguments lately about public vs. private schooling. I've only gone to private school, because the public schools were kind of scary. But what is scary? Scary like a 4 foot nun with a peg leg and a paddle? or scary like a bunch of blond Stepford wive cheerleaders? Or like angry ghetto girls in the bathroom trying to box cutter your face? It's all relative i suppose. i mean there is always homeschooling :| that's open minded and good for social development.

Rolo Tony Brown Town

you can also get this amazing song as a ringtone at myxer.com.

http://www.myxer.com/ringtone:1522438/

Some Stuff

so here is some work i did a lil' while ago. I'm not a perv i swear. well, maybe i don't know. It's this world we're in; not me dammit!

MYA the Terrible

this is mya, she runs around the office like a bat out of hell but no one can get over those lips!

F*** My Life

http://www.fmylife.com/

Good Try Jotape

one day you will be ready! but today is not your day.

THE BOSS

on loop

MYSTERY DIAGRAM CONTEST

Illustration by mersh64

What is it?

LIES

so, instant messenger is an enabler, a location whore if you will. Rudo here is not in Paris, he is down the hall at his desk. Along with Gay Pari there are other effects you can fib to your recipient, such as a coral reef scene complete with swimming fishes or an enchanting mythical waterfall. UNLESS you are so daring as to upload your very own background! its fun and useless, unless your a liar or a coco sheik.

Cat or Chicken?

does this fine sir on the right not look like a Cornish hen?