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Checkmate

thank you bmw, thank you.

Happiness Factory

i am proud to release another beautiful example of the amazing people i get to work with everyday. http://www.hf3.coca-cola.com/

The Story of OUR LIVES!!

its great! BUT to original!! make it more mundane to appeal to the masses! oh joy, what i always wanted to do!!! i've not ever seen this entire film, but i have read the book. if you haven't you must. The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand also Atlas Shrugged is great as well. if you dont beleive in reading due to its archaic nature i feel for you, yet these books are both available as books on tape and major motion pictures [atlas shrugged is not out yet but there is buzz around its release in 2011]

Ivonne as a golfer

Terminal

well we found a space and wer gonna hang up some shit. March 14th 7p

Hitler was modeled after Mr. Burns

ok, so i made the mistake of watching Valkyrie. first of all tom cruise may not act anymore, he ruins everything with the mere fact of just knowing what a freak moron he is. also the depiction of Hitler's lair in this film is very reminiscent of Mr. Burns office. you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a good wide angle of his office, but this overview shot will suffice. OH THE IRONY.

Pastel is amazing

this piece was done by one of my professors, Judy King. "Fauna Incognita” placed in the abstract and non objective category of the anniversary issue of the Pastel Journal! Great work Judy!

Terminal Space

Well, here is the new space Roachy found. Its an old bus terminal on 51st street, I've been trying to dig up old bus routes but i think i have to microfiche them out. More to come!

Aarvark and Culottes.

OH MAN i don't know what the hell this is, but i like it. I google imaged culottes and got this? That brings me to the point at hand here. culottes. i love them, i wear them, but should men? I know its hot in Maimi and all, but will 5 inches more on your pant be the death of you? Why is it ok [I italicize this because i use it LOOSELY] with giant combat boots but not mandals? maybe cuz they look like cool shorts?i asked a woman of the world, wordwaster and she comments:
"mandals? check. CULOTTES? check. horrible taste in music? check. the makings of a completely unfuckable man? CHECK" -wordwaster 09

but this guy is so cool ... ;) oh south florida with your excessive heat and overly metro men, what will we do.

* this is simply a point of view from me and other local women, if you wear these 3/4 length pants as they are called in men's fashion, so be it. There is always an exception, such as, if you are over 65, under 13, have excessive ankle sweating or rashes, wear madals already [its too late for you] or just need the warm breeze of the equator on your freshly shaved legs.

NUN

This is why you shouldn't send your kids to catholic school. See what happens.
I mean, I have gotten in a lot of lofty arguments lately about public vs. private schooling. I've only gone to private school, because the public schools were kind of scary. But what is scary? Scary like a 4 foot nun with a peg leg and a paddle? or scary like a bunch of blond Stepford wive cheerleaders? Or like angry ghetto girls in the bathroom trying to box cutter your face? It's all relative i suppose. i mean there is always homeschooling :| that's open minded and good for social development.

Rolo Tony Brown Town

you can also get this amazing song as a ringtone at myxer.com.

http://www.myxer.com/ringtone:1522438/

Some Stuff

so here is some work i did a lil' while ago. I'm not a perv i swear. well, maybe i don't know. It's this world we're in; not me dammit!

MYA the Terrible

this is mya, she runs around the office like a bat out of hell but no one can get over those lips!

F*** My Life

http://www.fmylife.com/

Good Try Jotape

one day you will be ready! but today is not your day.

THE BOSS

on loop

MYSTERY DIAGRAM CONTEST

Illustration by mersh64

What is it?

LIES

so, instant messenger is an enabler, a location whore if you will. Rudo here is not in Paris, he is down the hall at his desk. Along with Gay Pari there are other effects you can fib to your recipient, such as a coral reef scene complete with swimming fishes or an enchanting mythical waterfall. UNLESS you are so daring as to upload your very own background! its fun and useless, unless your a liar or a coco sheik.

Cat or Chicken?

does this fine sir on the right not look like a Cornish hen?

Indutry Experience? No Thanks.

What is it about degrees in academia? Especially in the arts... if you have 20+ years in a creative industry and you are my instructor in college I'd be stoked! I don't want a teacher that has three degrees and never had a 'real' job. For fine art, it seems the shows they are in and the work they produce is the avenue of education they can provide, technique and direction to "make it big" but that's few and far between. In an applied field we need people who 'have been there done that'. But now they are telling people that have over 20 years industry experience and 20 years of teaching experience to go get a MFA or they're fired. Meanwhile, all the people with the MFA's never worked out side of school and provide no real view to the 'outside'. All the people who should be teaching these skills and insights are still grinding away at their stressful demanding commercial jobs, often to weak to even look up, not to mention have a minute to spare. The Irony. Granted, I have been blessed with the best of both worlds, my greatest instructors have had both industry and teaching experience, with or without an MFA. My instructors knew what it took to get into a creative commercial industry and how to prepare you for it, and boy did they. Not with any snooty, i studied at wherever attitude either, very matter of fact, this is how it is, this is what you need, now go do it.

the DOT MATRIX

so my mom is getting the pool remarcited and the guys came and drained the pool. well, when dottie went out to sun her self and take her morning gaze into the pool to see her own beautiful face, to her complete surprise the pool was empty! she was horrified and started barking like a maniac at it, rather close to the edge might i add. dont fret dottie oh, the nice man said it is going to look like a brand new pool, you can gaze at yerself soon enough lover.

Ivonne's Heart

glowing love?

Bitches don't know 'bout my popscicle.

Thank You Luis.

I LEGO N.Y

New Building

thanks to google we have a nice view of the new office. looks like its related to our office now! sisters :)

TWITTER, DAMMIT

ok, so if yer not on twitter, get it together already. you don't have to make it go to your phone, but if u do make sure you have unlimited messages. if u have an iphone u can get the twitterrific app and check it at yer leisure, much like the site. its fun and you can listen or just argue with your freinds. dont be scared, embrase the future.

So Long Adam!

well, apparently its time for our dear friend Adam to leave us for the glitz and glam of Los Angles. i am happy, yet highly irritated at the same time. i wish you luck Adam, we all love you and will eagerly await yer swift return! [Adam is on the right, the other is our friend Pat]

My Parents

aren't they funny? this is their engagement photo. please note: matching perms.

MR. JANUARY

SOLD OUT! The handsome Lord Tobias has been chosen to be Mr. January in Animal-Aid Shelter 2009 Calendar! the calendar is 25 dollars and are no longer available, however for those lucky enough to have gotten their hands on this hot new item can tear off all the other dogs pics so you have The Great Lord Tobias ALL YEAR ROUND! congratulations Tobi, we love you.

Crunch.com

The Duke nuzzlin' Henry

FANTA MUG MASH UP

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