POOPSHIP DESTROYER

Great Infographics

2009-04-21T07:18:00.000-07:00

click image to see more!

Checkmate

2009-04-15T07:13:00.001-07:00

thank you bmw, thank you.

Happiness Factory

2009-04-02T06:54:00.000-07:00

i am proud to release another beautiful example of the amazing people i get to work with everyday. http://www.hf3.coca-cola.com/

The Story of OUR LIVES!!

2009-04-01T09:03:00.000-07:00

its great! BUT to original!! make it more mundane to appeal to the masses! oh joy, what i always wanted to do!!! i've not ever seen this entire film, but i have read the book. if you haven't you must. The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand also Atlas Shrugged is great as well. if you dont beleive in reading due to its archaic nature i feel for you, yet these books are both available as books on tape and major motion pictures [atlas shrugged is not out yet but there is buzz around its release in 2011]

Ivonne as a golfer

2009-03-12T12:57:00.000-07:00

Terminal

2009-03-09T08:59:00.000-07:00

well we found a space and wer gonna hang up some shit. March 14th 7p

Hitler was modeled after Mr. Burns

2009-03-06T13:23:00.001-08:00

ok, so i made the mistake of watching Valkyrie. first of all tom cruise may not act anymore, he ruins everything with the mere fact of just knowing what a freak moron he is. also the depiction of Hitler's lair in this film is very reminiscent of Mr. Burns office. you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a good wide angle of his office, but this overview shot will suffice. OH THE IRONY.

Pastel is amazing

2009-03-04T12:32:00.001-08:00

this piece was done by one of my professors, Judy King. "Fauna Incognita” placed in the abstract and non objective category of the anniversary issue of the Pastel Journal! Great work Judy!

Terminal Space

2009-02-27T14:06:00.000-08:00

Well, here is the new space Roachy found. Its an old bus terminal on 51st street, I've been trying to dig up old bus routes but i think i have to microfiche them out. More to come!

Aarvark and Culottes.

2009-02-27T13:36:00.001-08:00

OH MAN i don't know what the hell this is, but i like it. I google imaged culottes and got this? That brings me to the point at hand here. culottes. i love them, i wear them, but should men? I know its hot in Maimi and all, but will 5 inches more on your pant be the death of you? Why is it ok [I italicize this because i use it LOOSELY] with giant combat boots but not mandals? maybe cuz they look like cool shorts?i asked a woman of the world, wordwaster and she comments:
"mandals? check. CULOTTES? check. horrible taste in music? check. the makings of a completely unfuckable man? CHECK" -wordwaster 09

but this guy is so cool ... ;) oh south florida with your excessive heat and overly metro men, what will we do.

* this is simply a point of view from me and other local women, if you wear these 3/4 length pants as they are called in men's fashion, so be it. There is always an exception, such as, if you are over 65, under 13, have excessive ankle sweating or rashes, wear madals already [its too late for you] or just need the warm breeze of the equator on your freshly shaved legs.

NUN

2009-02-27T13:20:00.000-08:00

This is why you shouldn't send your kids to catholic school. See what happens.
I mean, I have gotten in a lot of lofty arguments lately about public vs. private schooling. I've only gone to private school, because the public schools were kind of scary. But what is scary? Scary like a 4 foot nun with a peg leg and a paddle? or scary like a bunch of blond Stepford wive cheerleaders? Or like angry ghetto girls in the bathroom trying to box cutter your face? It's all relative i suppose. i mean there is always homeschooling :| that's open minded and good for social development.

Rolo Tony Brown Town

2009-02-27T13:14:00.000-08:00

you can also get this amazing song as a ringtone at myxer.com.

http://www.myxer.com/ringtone:1522438/

Some Stuff

2009-02-27T13:04:00.000-08:00

so here is some work i did a lil' while ago. I'm not a perv i swear. well, maybe i don't know. It's this world we're in; not me dammit!

MYA the Terrible

2009-02-17T12:19:00.000-08:00

this is mya, she runs around the office like a bat out of hell but no one can get over those lips!

F*** My Life

2009-02-17T12:06:00.001-08:00

http://www.fmylife.com/

Good Try Jotape

2009-02-17T11:59:00.000-08:00

one day you will be ready! but today is not your day.

THE BOSS

2009-02-17T11:43:00.000-08:00

on loop

MYSTERY DIAGRAM CONTEST

2009-02-17T11:40:00.001-08:00

Illustration by mersh64

What is it?

LIES

2009-02-17T11:31:00.001-08:00

so, instant messenger is an enabler, a location whore if you will. Rudo here is not in Paris, he is down the hall at his desk. Along with Gay Pari there are other effects you can fib to your recipient, such as a coral reef scene complete with swimming fishes or an enchanting mythical waterfall. UNLESS you are so daring as to upload your very own background! its fun and useless, unless your a liar or a coco sheik.

Cat or Chicken?

2009-02-17T11:25:00.001-08:00

does this fine sir on the right not look like a Cornish hen?

Indutry Experience? No Thanks.

2009-02-05T07:17:00.000-08:00

What is it about degrees in academia? Especially in the arts... if you have 20+ years in a creative industry and you are my instructor in college I'd be stoked! I don't want a teacher that has three degrees and never had a 'real' job. For fine art, it seems the shows they are in and the work they produce is the avenue of education they can provide, technique and direction to "make it big" but that's few and far between. In an applied field we need people who 'have been there done that'. But now they are telling people that have over 20 years industry experience and 20 years of teaching experience to go get a MFA or they're fired. Meanwhile, all the people with the MFA's never worked out side of school and provide no real view to the 'outside'. All the people who should be teaching these skills and insights are still grinding away at their stressful demanding commercial jobs, often to weak to even look up, not to mention have a minute to spare. The Irony. Granted, I have been blessed with the best of both worlds, my greatest instructors have had both industry and teaching experience, with or without an MFA. My instructors knew what it took to get into a creative commercial industry and how to prepare you for it, and boy did they. Not with any snooty, i studied at wherever attitude either, very matter of fact, this is how it is, this is what you need, now go do it.

the DOT MATRIX

2009-02-04T07:14:00.001-08:00

so my mom is getting the pool remarcited and the guys came and drained the pool. well, when dottie went out to sun her self and take her morning gaze into the pool to see her own beautiful face, to her complete surprise the pool was empty! she was horrified and started barking like a maniac at it, rather close to the edge might i add. dont fret dottie oh, the nice man said it is going to look like a brand new pool, you can gaze at yerself soon enough lover.

Ivonne's Heart

2009-02-04T07:06:00.000-08:00

glowing love?

Bitches don't know 'bout my popscicle.

2009-02-03T13:38:00.000-08:00

Thank You Luis.

I LEGO N.Y

2009-02-03T12:32:00.000-08:00

New Building

2009-02-03T11:39:00.000-08:00

thanks to google we have a nice view of the new office. looks like its related to our office now! sisters :)

TWITTER, DAMMIT

2009-02-03T11:35:00.000-08:00

ok, so if yer not on twitter, get it together already. you don't have to make it go to your phone, but if u do make sure you have unlimited messages. if u have an iphone u can get the twitterrific app and check it at yer leisure, much like the site. its fun and you can listen or just argue with your freinds. dont be scared, embrase the future.

So Long Adam!

2009-02-03T10:06:00.000-08:00

well, apparently its time for our dear friend Adam to leave us for the glitz and glam of Los Angles. i am happy, yet highly irritated at the same time. i wish you luck Adam, we all love you and will eagerly await yer swift return! [Adam is on the right, the other is our friend Pat]

My Parents

2009-02-03T10:03:00.000-08:00

aren't they funny? this is their engagement photo. please note: matching perms.

MR. JANUARY

2009-02-03T09:43:00.000-08:00

SOLD OUT! The handsome Lord Tobias has been chosen to be Mr. January in Animal-Aid Shelter 2009 Calendar! the calendar is 25 dollars and are no longer available, however for those lucky enough to have gotten their hands on this hot new item can tear off all the other dogs pics so you have The Great Lord Tobias ALL YEAR ROUND! congratulations Tobi, we love you.

Crunch.com

2009-02-03T09:38:00.000-08:00

The Duke nuzzlin' Henry

2009-02-03T09:37:00.001-08:00

FANTA MUG MASH UP

2009-02-03T09:30:00.000-08:00

FOX 24

2009-02-03T09:25:00.000-08:00

Holloweens-o-past

2008-10-28T12:39:00.001-07:00

Whose a Winner?

2008-10-28T12:37:00.000-07:00

Ashley and Tobi

2008-10-17T07:43:00.000-07:00

is this not the most handsome dog you have ever seen, yes i know. so his name is Tobias aka Tobi and he is quite the singer and flirt. he dates my girlfriend Ashley and they have one of the most stable relationships i have seen to date. his hobbies include running after his babies, singing, grunting, fishing with his suit on, picking up mouthfuls of food caring them over to the nearest rug, dropping all the kibbles out and them gently feasting on them one by one, staring a Sebastian, being a big brown man, and taking walks like he is king of the mountain, cuz he indeed is.

this is ashley [the blonde with silly face no. 443] and taryn [our dear freind from indiana, who loves to tan.] ashley, erin and i all went to high school together yet never knew it. till one day, ashley was walking king tobias in her jammies again, and we all became friends! now we all get to lie to erins cool boyfriend and sit together on the couch and laugh at stupid shit. its wonderus.

ari's boys can swim!

2008-10-16T14:07:00.000-07:00

thats right folks, Ari had a baby. well, correction, Ari's lovely wife Lindsey had a baby. Ari did it to her. My lucky ass got to hold the tiny man, his name is Seth. This was at the hospital and then i saw when he got all sauced up on manischewitz like "juice" i know what you guys are up too.. i had to even stay clear of a magical chair that has gotten like 1000 women pregnant. i know right. Congrats Cohen Family!!

sting ray just missed us!

2008-10-16T14:01:00.000-07:00

so, yeah this is my best friend erin, she's my best friend but i don't think i'm hers .. its ok tho.
any who thank god she cropped this pic ;) phew. this was easter 2007? before her brilliant boyfriend hated me and i was allowed to be in her company in front of him [now we sneak and lie, so we can sit on the couch and eat pizza and watch and laugh at VH1, stupid right?] i will have a post featuring him soon don't you worry, and he cant use the computer so no need to fear him hunting me down like a hog with a shot gun.

Jam Pants

2008-10-16T13:57:00.000-07:00

Palin as President

2008-10-16T13:50:00.000-07:00

http://www.palinaspresident.us/

so this is one of the most entertaining sites i've seen since last week's palindrome.

Well, Well, Well

2008-10-16T13:43:00.001-07:00

its been a while people i'm not going to lie. things are different now, i'm pleased to announce that all is well with school and work. The double standards never cease to amaze me tho. look at this amazing wedding photo i came across. GREAT RIGHT. i know, not as good as liz, but fucking awesome.

people give me these

2008-05-14T08:54:00.001-07:00

academic probation! OH MY!

2008-05-14T08:35:00.000-07:00

wow why don't you sign up for a year or two of ridicule and stress? OK, sign me the fuck up!
i don't need free time or a piece of mind.. i do need that paper tho. three quarters down and a lifetime to go.. PRODUCE a piece every week without fail, good or not, you gotta have it. Who signed up for an accelerated graduate program anyways, was that me? well shit is gona hit the fan folks, and i'm gona be throwin' it. at least ive been broken down to the point if they dont wave me thru like they know they should, i can accept it. BUT THEY WONT. I WONT LET THEM. i have ideas and conviction. i have the ability to not cry, sorta. i will have a clear and present view and approach to art speak and all that bull shit. they will not win. i will not let them.

i will keep you posted i know yer on the edge of yer seats.

yup

2008-05-14T08:26:00.000-07:00

you wanna know why i hate, cuz nice people get screwed.. thats why. if you suck yer safe.. if yer generous you get walked all over and shit on. so fuck it. im not gona change but im certainly not going to stand for enormous piles of shit. and no nothing happened.. im just a fussy bitch.

im old

2008-05-14T08:04:00.000-07:00

well i'm pushin' 30 .. i don't care tho, i don't feel that old. but i guess thats what everyone says .. hence that cliche "yer only as old as you feel".. they should change it to "your only as old as you look" shit, ima change it. i mean i know people that look like spring chickens ona diet of cocaine and cigarettes .. but they don't go outside much i suppose. 27 isn't that bad, i'm happily unmarried and without child, what more can i ask for :)

blu

2008-05-14T08:03:00.001-07:00

this is what school makes me feel like.

2008-05-08T12:51:00.000-07:00

goiter

2008-05-08T12:45:00.000-07:00

well, lets start from the beginning shall we..
i had a lovely time in lake tahoe, however i did have another mishap.
i broke my nose and then recovered quite well, more photos of that coming soon. however, from all the neosporin and whatnot i got a gianormous pimple on my forehead and had to douse it in alcohol for days. this is what i looked like at work.

yep.

2008-05-08T12:44:00.001-07:00

Dean and Gene Ween/ CHICKENBOX

2008-02-01T07:41:00.001-08:00

so this Saturday legendary ween will grace us with their presence in the greater ft.Lauderdale area, specifically the edge, or now as its called revolution. Ivone and i are die hard fans and have been waiting for their return since last years tour, Luis, Rudo and Jackie are in for a treat.. i'm thinking a fajitas pre-party, and then the show. after all that we can take it from there.. highlight photos and hot reviews to come... also following the ween show, chickenbox will be performing at my favorite, the poorhouse...

2008-02-01T07:35:00.001-08:00

my best freind

FAT

2008-01-30T09:30:00.001-08:00

so here we are circa 2006 [late summer?] blur and i are much less fat now. well, blur is. cez is prolly fatter :)

BONDAGE BARBIE, yes please!

2008-01-30T08:58:00.000-08:00

Barfly Judy, Abduction Annie, and Slutty Mary are just a few of crime scene Barbie's available.. my first period is always a hit. hahahahahhaha, sorry ... so these classy bitches can be found at http://www.tellmeyourcrime.com/crime_dolls.htm
these ladies and "man?" remind me of those dollies they use to study blood splatter at crime scenes, maybe that's where they were found.. i mean, hookers and abductiees are usually found among blood splatter, same as my first period barbie, its only natural.

Take this, SCRABULOUS..

2008-01-29T07:19:00.001-08:00

ok, ok .. so i don't score big triple word scores and my words consistently are 3 and 4 letters and i do get excited when i can throw an "s" on an opponents word... HOWEVER, i love it! and have like 8 games going at once.. ava and jackie are not embracing this facebook app like beth, liz and ari, but im working on them. . . the only snags i have found so far are that it doesn't let you play some words, that are clearly, words in the dictionary. i guess its just a bug tho. also, you have to chat on aim to let yer opponent know when a move has been made if you are both online at once, cuz the refresh is a touch fussy. But, all in all, IT'S GREAT! if your not on facebook, get on facebook and i will whoop ur ass at scrabble.

GOOD DAY SIR!

Why i hate jackie ;)

2008-01-25T12:01:00.001-08:00

so yeah, i look like pee wee herman and apparently pee-wee looks like jesus? i think jackie needs some work to do.... :)

STINKY FAT PIG

2008-01-25T10:26:00.000-08:00

more to come later ... does'nt lesik look cute?!

the drama kang

2008-01-25T10:21:00.000-08:00

The Duchess

2008-01-24T11:39:00.001-08:00

this pretty little thing is my mumy, dottie oh! shes the sweetest girl in the world. she enjoys running, sleeping, squeaking her baby, chasing her spider man basketball, chewing on sticks, cookies, getting her nails filed, laying on top of me, sitting on the grey couch, sitting on the brown couch, burying her head under the covers, running away, chasing things, barking at the cute cat across the street, looking out the window, pooping, biting, scratching you, licking, and moaning. she hates the pool, and cries when she has to get her nails clipped.

2008-01-24T11:36:00.001-08:00

this is my right screen

The Duke of Deerfield

2008-01-23T14:18:00.000-08:00

so this is simon [aka the duke of deerfield] he is the most amazing creature on the planet. he is a 8 year old, 80lb tuxedo bull terrier. he enjoys sitting and staring at the dinner table, eating, cookies, dancing the bronco billy, scaring dottie oh!, stealing her babies, sleeping in dottie's bed, sleeping really nearby to you, gravy, erin mcphail, relaxing, and groaning his manly groan. his dislikes include : walking outside when its hot, sharing the bed with dottie oh!, going to the bathroom when its hot outside, swimming, getting his nails clipped, teeth brushing, baths, and ear cleaning or any other form of hygiene. he is our king

2008-01-23T14:16:00.000-08:00

wait so if i gots a picture do i need to conform? HRMPH

2008-01-23T13:54:00.000-08:00

well today is the end of a new day. my first blog day, we;ll see how long this shit lasts. im ok with the fact that i have much to say and no one to talk too :) just kidding ... i just cant bother everyone ALL the time . ok i;ll stop babbling and start trying to figure out how my user error ass can upload images. peas... yer faithful [as of this fine hump day newbie blogger]