NUN

This is why you shouldn't send your kids to catholic school. See what happens.
I mean, I have gotten in a lot of lofty arguments lately about public vs. private schooling. I've only gone to private school, because the public schools were kind of scary. But what is scary? Scary like a 4 foot nun with a peg leg and a paddle? or scary like a bunch of blond Stepford wive cheerleaders? Or like angry ghetto girls in the bathroom trying to box cutter your face? It's all relative i suppose. i mean there is always homeschooling :| that's open minded and good for social development.

Rolo Tony Brown Town

you can also get this amazing song as a ringtone at myxer.com.

http://www.myxer.com/ringtone:1522438/

Some Stuff

so here is some work i did a lil' while ago. I'm not a perv i swear. well, maybe i don't know. It's this world we're in; not me dammit!

MYA the Terrible

this is mya, she runs around the office like a bat out of hell but no one can get over those lips!

F*** My Life

http://www.fmylife.com/

Good Try Jotape

one day you will be ready! but today is not your day.

THE BOSS

on loop

MYSTERY DIAGRAM CONTEST

Illustration by mersh64

What is it?

LIES

so, instant messenger is an enabler, a location whore if you will. Rudo here is not in Paris, he is down the hall at his desk. Along with Gay Pari there are other effects you can fib to your recipient, such as a coral reef scene complete with swimming fishes or an enchanting mythical waterfall. UNLESS you are so daring as to upload your very own background! its fun and useless, unless your a liar or a coco sheik.

Cat or Chicken?

does this fine sir on the right not look like a Cornish hen?

Indutry Experience? No Thanks.

What is it about degrees in academia? Especially in the arts... if you have 20+ years in a creative industry and you are my instructor in college I'd be stoked! I don't want a teacher that has three degrees and never had a 'real' job. For fine art, it seems the shows they are in and the work they produce is the avenue of education they can provide, technique and direction to "make it big" but that's few and far between. In an applied field we need people who 'have been there done that'. But now they are telling people that have over 20 years industry experience and 20 years of teaching experience to go get a MFA or they're fired. Meanwhile, all the people with the MFA's never worked out side of school and provide no real view to the 'outside'. All the people who should be teaching these skills and insights are still grinding away at their stressful demanding commercial jobs, often to weak to even look up, not to mention have a minute to spare. The Irony. Granted, I have been blessed with the best of both worlds, my greatest instructors have had both industry and teaching experience, with or without an MFA. My instructors knew what it took to get into a creative commercial industry and how to prepare you for it, and boy did they. Not with any snooty, i studied at wherever attitude either, very matter of fact, this is how it is, this is what you need, now go do it.

the DOT MATRIX

so my mom is getting the pool remarcited and the guys came and drained the pool. well, when dottie went out to sun her self and take her morning gaze into the pool to see her own beautiful face, to her complete surprise the pool was empty! she was horrified and started barking like a maniac at it, rather close to the edge might i add. dont fret dottie oh, the nice man said it is going to look like a brand new pool, you can gaze at yerself soon enough lover.

Ivonne's Heart

glowing love?

Bitches don't know 'bout my popscicle.

Thank You Luis.

I LEGO N.Y

New Building

thanks to google we have a nice view of the new office. looks like its related to our office now! sisters :)

TWITTER, DAMMIT

ok, so if yer not on twitter, get it together already. you don't have to make it go to your phone, but if u do make sure you have unlimited messages. if u have an iphone u can get the twitterrific app and check it at yer leisure, much like the site. its fun and you can listen or just argue with your freinds. dont be scared, embrase the future.

So Long Adam!

well, apparently its time for our dear friend Adam to leave us for the glitz and glam of Los Angles. i am happy, yet highly irritated at the same time. i wish you luck Adam, we all love you and will eagerly await yer swift return! [Adam is on the right, the other is our friend Pat]

My Parents

aren't they funny? this is their engagement photo. please note: matching perms.

MR. JANUARY

SOLD OUT! The handsome Lord Tobias has been chosen to be Mr. January in Animal-Aid Shelter 2009 Calendar! the calendar is 25 dollars and are no longer available, however for those lucky enough to have gotten their hands on this hot new item can tear off all the other dogs pics so you have The Great Lord Tobias ALL YEAR ROUND! congratulations Tobi, we love you.