Holloweens-o-past

Whose a Winner?

Ashley and Tobi

is this not the most handsome dog you have ever seen, yes i know. so his name is Tobias aka Tobi and he is quite the singer and flirt. he dates my girlfriend Ashley and they have one of the most stable relationships i have seen to date. his hobbies include running after his babies, singing, grunting, fishing with his suit on, picking up mouthfuls of food caring them over to the nearest rug, dropping all the kibbles out and them gently feasting on them one by one, staring a Sebastian, being a big brown man, and taking walks like he is king of the mountain, cuz he indeed is.

this is ashley [the blonde with silly face no. 443] and taryn [our dear freind from indiana, who loves to tan.] ashley, erin and i all went to high school together yet never knew it. till one day, ashley was walking king tobias in her jammies again, and we all became friends! now we all get to lie to erins cool boyfriend and sit together on the couch and laugh at stupid shit. its wonderus.

ari's boys can swim!

thats right folks, Ari had a baby. well, correction, Ari's lovely wife Lindsey had a baby. Ari did it to her. My lucky ass got to hold the tiny man, his name is Seth. This was at the hospital and then i saw when he got all sauced up on manischewitz like "juice" i know what you guys are up too.. i had to even stay clear of a magical chair that has gotten like 1000 women pregnant. i know right. Congrats Cohen Family!!

sting ray just missed us!

so, yeah this is my best friend erin, she's my best friend but i don't think i'm hers .. its ok tho.
any who thank god she cropped this pic ;) phew. this was easter 2007? before her brilliant boyfriend hated me and i was allowed to be in her company in front of him [now we sneak and lie, so we can sit on the couch and eat pizza and watch and laugh at VH1, stupid right?] i will have a post featuring him soon don't you worry, and he cant use the computer so no need to fear him hunting me down like a hog with a shot gun.

Jam Pants

Palin as President

http://www.palinaspresident.us/

so this is one of the most entertaining sites i've seen since last week's palindrome.

Well, Well, Well

its been a while people i'm not going to lie. things are different now, i'm pleased to announce that all is well with school and work. The double standards never cease to amaze me tho. look at this amazing wedding photo i came across. GREAT RIGHT. i know, not as good as liz, but fucking awesome.

people give me these

academic probation! OH MY!

wow why don't you sign up for a year or two of ridicule and stress? OK, sign me the fuck up!
i don't need free time or a piece of mind.. i do need that paper tho. three quarters down and a lifetime to go.. PRODUCE a piece every week without fail, good or not, you gotta have it. Who signed up for an accelerated graduate program anyways, was that me? well shit is gona hit the fan folks, and i'm gona be throwin' it. at least ive been broken down to the point if they dont wave me thru like they know they should, i can accept it. BUT THEY WONT. I WONT LET THEM. i have ideas and conviction. i have the ability to not cry, sorta. i will have a clear and present view and approach to art speak and all that bull shit. they will not win. i will not let them.

i will keep you posted i know yer on the edge of yer seats.

yup

you wanna know why i hate, cuz nice people get screwed.. thats why. if you suck yer safe.. if yer generous you get walked all over and shit on. so fuck it. im not gona change but im certainly not going to stand for enormous piles of shit. and no nothing happened.. im just a fussy bitch.

im old

well i'm pushin' 30 .. i don't care tho, i don't feel that old. but i guess thats what everyone says .. hence that cliche "yer only as old as you feel".. they should change it to "your only as old as you look" shit, ima change it. i mean i know people that look like spring chickens ona diet of cocaine and cigarettes .. but they don't go outside much i suppose. 27 isn't that bad, i'm happily unmarried and without child, what more can i ask for :)

blu

this is what school makes me feel like.

goiter

well, lets start from the beginning shall we..
i had a lovely time in lake tahoe, however i did have another mishap.
i broke my nose and then recovered quite well, more photos of that coming soon. however, from all the neosporin and whatnot i got a gianormous pimple on my forehead and had to douse it in alcohol for days. this is what i looked like at work.

yep.

Dean and Gene Ween/ CHICKENBOX

so this Saturday legendary ween will grace us with their presence in the greater ft.Lauderdale area, specifically the edge, or now as its called revolution. Ivone and i are die hard fans and have been waiting for their return since last years tour, Luis, Rudo and Jackie are in for a treat.. i'm thinking a fajitas pre-party, and then the show. after all that we can take it from there.. highlight photos and hot reviews to come... also following the ween show, chickenbox will be performing at my favorite, the poorhouse...

my best freind

FAT

so here we are circa 2006 [late summer?] blur and i are much less fat now. well, blur is. cez is prolly fatter :)

BONDAGE BARBIE, yes please!

Barfly Judy, Abduction Annie, and Slutty Mary are just a few of crime scene Barbie's available.. my first period is always a hit. hahahahahhaha, sorry ... so these classy bitches can be found at http://www.tellmeyourcrime.com/crime_dolls.htm
these ladies and "man?" remind me of those dollies they use to study blood splatter at crime scenes, maybe that's where they were found.. i mean, hookers and abductiees are usually found among blood splatter, same as my first period barbie, its only natural.

Take this, SCRABULOUS..

ok, ok .. so i don't score big triple word scores and my words consistently are 3 and 4 letters and i do get excited when i can throw an "s" on an opponents word... HOWEVER, i love it! and have like 8 games going at once.. ava and jackie are not embracing this facebook app like beth, liz and ari, but im working on them. . . the only snags i have found so far are that it doesn't let you play some words, that are clearly, words in the dictionary. i guess its just a bug tho. also, you have to chat on aim to let yer opponent know when a move has been made if you are both online at once, cuz the refresh is a touch fussy. But, all in all, IT'S GREAT! if your not on facebook, get on facebook and i will whoop ur ass at scrabble.

GOOD DAY SIR!

Why i hate jackie ;)

so yeah, i look like pee wee herman and apparently pee-wee looks like jesus? i think jackie needs some work to do.... :)

STINKY FAT PIG

more to come later ... does'nt lesik look cute?!

the drama kang

The Duchess

this pretty little thing is my mumy, dottie oh! shes the sweetest girl in the world. she enjoys running, sleeping, squeaking her baby, chasing her spider man basketball, chewing on sticks, cookies, getting her nails filed, laying on top of me, sitting on the grey couch, sitting on the brown couch, burying her head under the covers, running away, chasing things, barking at the cute cat across the street, looking out the window, pooping, biting, scratching you, licking, and moaning. she hates the pool, and cries when she has to get her nails clipped.

this is my right screen

The Duke of Deerfield

so this is simon [aka the duke of deerfield] he is the most amazing creature on the planet. he is a 8 year old, 80lb tuxedo bull terrier. he enjoys sitting and staring at the dinner table, eating, cookies, dancing the bronco billy, scaring dottie oh!, stealing her babies, sleeping in dottie's bed, sleeping really nearby to you, gravy, erin mcphail, relaxing, and groaning his manly groan. his dislikes include : walking outside when its hot, sharing the bed with dottie oh!, going to the bathroom when its hot outside, swimming, getting his nails clipped, teeth brushing, baths, and ear cleaning or any other form of hygiene. he is our king

wait so if i gots a picture do i need to conform? HRMPH

well today is the end of a new day. my first blog day, we;ll see how long this shit lasts. im ok with the fact that i have much to say and no one to talk too :) just kidding ... i just cant bother everyone ALL the time . ok i;ll stop babbling and start trying to figure out how my user error ass can upload images. peas... yer faithful [as of this fine hump day newbie blogger]