The Duke of Deerfield

so this is simon [aka the duke of deerfield] he is the most amazing creature on the planet. he is a 8 year old, 80lb tuxedo bull terrier. he enjoys sitting and staring at the dinner table, eating, cookies, dancing the bronco billy, scaring dottie oh!, stealing her babies, sleeping in dottie's bed, sleeping really nearby to you, gravy, erin mcphail, relaxing, and groaning his manly groan. his dislikes include : walking outside when its hot, sharing the bed with dottie oh!, going to the bathroom when its hot outside, swimming, getting his nails clipped, teeth brushing, baths, and ear cleaning or any other form of hygiene. he is our king