FAT

so here we are circa 2006 [late summer?] blur and i are much less fat now. well, blur is. cez is prolly fatter :)

BONDAGE BARBIE, yes please!

Barfly Judy, Abduction Annie, and Slutty Mary are just a few of crime scene Barbie's available.. my first period is always a hit. hahahahahhaha, sorry ... so these classy bitches can be found at http://www.tellmeyourcrime.com/crime_dolls.htm
these ladies and "man?" remind me of those dollies they use to study blood splatter at crime scenes, maybe that's where they were found.. i mean, hookers and abductiees are usually found among blood splatter, same as my first period barbie, its only natural.

Take this, SCRABULOUS..

ok, ok .. so i don't score big triple word scores and my words consistently are 3 and 4 letters and i do get excited when i can throw an "s" on an opponents word... HOWEVER, i love it! and have like 8 games going at once.. ava and jackie are not embracing this facebook app like beth, liz and ari, but im working on them. . . the only snags i have found so far are that it doesn't let you play some words, that are clearly, words in the dictionary. i guess its just a bug tho. also, you have to chat on aim to let yer opponent know when a move has been made if you are both online at once, cuz the refresh is a touch fussy. But, all in all, IT'S GREAT! if your not on facebook, get on facebook and i will whoop ur ass at scrabble.

GOOD DAY SIR!

Why i hate jackie ;)

so yeah, i look like pee wee herman and apparently pee-wee looks like jesus? i think jackie needs some work to do.... :)

STINKY FAT PIG

more to come later ... does'nt lesik look cute?!

the drama kang

The Duchess

this pretty little thing is my mumy, dottie oh! shes the sweetest girl in the world. she enjoys running, sleeping, squeaking her baby, chasing her spider man basketball, chewing on sticks, cookies, getting her nails filed, laying on top of me, sitting on the grey couch, sitting on the brown couch, burying her head under the covers, running away, chasing things, barking at the cute cat across the street, looking out the window, pooping, biting, scratching you, licking, and moaning. she hates the pool, and cries when she has to get her nails clipped.

this is my right screen

The Duke of Deerfield

so this is simon [aka the duke of deerfield] he is the most amazing creature on the planet. he is a 8 year old, 80lb tuxedo bull terrier. he enjoys sitting and staring at the dinner table, eating, cookies, dancing the bronco billy, scaring dottie oh!, stealing her babies, sleeping in dottie's bed, sleeping really nearby to you, gravy, erin mcphail, relaxing, and groaning his manly groan. his dislikes include : walking outside when its hot, sharing the bed with dottie oh!, going to the bathroom when its hot outside, swimming, getting his nails clipped, teeth brushing, baths, and ear cleaning or any other form of hygiene. he is our king

wait so if i gots a picture do i need to conform? HRMPH

well today is the end of a new day. my first blog day, we;ll see how long this shit lasts. im ok with the fact that i have much to say and no one to talk too :) just kidding ... i just cant bother everyone ALL the time . ok i;ll stop babbling and start trying to figure out how my user error ass can upload images. peas... yer faithful [as of this fine hump day newbie blogger]